Supernova.

pizzist:

Why are onions sad?

Because when we see them naked

We cry. 

(via g-iggle)

cokeflow:

tumblr has defiled my sense of humor and now I’m on this new tier of humor that no one in real life understands

(Source: cokeflow, via pizza)

letlivevan:

kissing is hella rad but no one is kissing me so that makes me hella sad

(Source: laugh-until-you-drop, via imagination-as-a-reality)

trust:

bongfucker:

trust:

compliment me

barbecue sauce

thanks

(via closuring)

screwsociety:

you know girls can tell when you look at their boobs

i don’t care how quickly you glance, 1 second is like 5 seconds in boob time

(via sadspaghetti)

one-after-nineonine:

i did a push up why am i still fat

(via phobias)

coltre:

" I am not in love with you. I am in love with the idea of you. If it’s any consolation, you’re the best idea I’ve ever had. I’m sorry. "

striders:

once a straight boy was tryina holler n he literally texted me the phrase “*turns into a wolf and snuggles your boobs*” like???? buddy you weird as fuck i wasnt interested to begin with but now im fuckin worried about you like what the hell

(via imagination-as-a-reality)

whores:

whores:

Don’t cry because its over

cry because you’re ugly

(Source: eudaldo, via stop)

prejaculate:

i can’t hang out tomorrow i’m too busy doing nothing alone sorry

(via imagination-as-a-reality)

loner-without-a-lobster:
guardian-sleuth:

phasellus:

pickledinsanity:

beautyfromtheraw:

WHY DO THE BEES NEED TO DRIVE
THEY HAVE WINGS
WINGS

dont you ever bring logic into this movie

if u fuckers even watched the movie u would know they explained this by saying flying is the equivalence to running and i dont expect y’all would be running everywhere like goddamn usain bolt instead of driving you wrinkled buttplug

you wrinkled buttplug

accioguitardis:

cyberunfamous:

trillow:

how much do islands cost i want one

Less than a college education

image

what the fuck

(via l3erry)