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sharonosbourne:

people that are in relationships but still flirt with you anyway

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There’s like a million different ways to say “I love you.”

'Put your seat belt on.'
‘Watch your step.’
‘Get some rest.’


…you just gotta listen.



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oknope:

i make myself laugh, i should date me

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amy-in-the-sky-with-amethysts:

celestial-sexhair:

utsubyo-no-kogeki:

idontbelieveinusernames:

onwards-to-fantartica:

dreamofunconsciousness:

The last line “Row, Row, Row, Your Boat.”

“Life is but a dream.”

Really? That’s quite the existentialist mind-fuck to throw in at the end of a nursery rhyme.

I waited patiently for this post

WAIT. ITS NOT ‘LIFE’S A BUTTER DREAM??’

No it isn’t, how long have you thought that?

What the fuck is a butter dream

Life

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7 billion smiles, and yours is my favorite.

Geovane Pereira (via ileu)

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erenishuman:

when ppl write “i probably hate you” in their tumblr descriptions

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petercapalldii:

don’t you hate it when you sneeze so hard that you regenerate

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officialwhitegirls:

heteroh:

What is gay sex

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cestpapillon:

krampuslips:

foxes are the most important animals on earth

im going to keep reblogging this until it isn’t cute anymore

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